我午餐去的一个店关门了，于是我去了一个叫Mad Patties的汉堡店，买了一个叫Mad Patties的汉堡。

然后这个汉堡是我人生中见过最巨大的汉堡，大概5层肉三层Cheese还有蔬菜什么的， 大概比我之前吃过的最重的汉堡还要重一半以上。

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C：holy molly…that's the biggest fxxking burger I have ever seen in my life…

我：咀嚼····

C：do you know how many calories are there in this burger?

我：咀嚼····

C：have you thought about how many african kids are starving right now?

我：咀嚼····在笔记本上画了些符号

C：This must also be the biggest burger you have ever eaten right?

我：咀嚼····在笔记本上画了些符号

C：are you listening to me ? I am actually talking to you right now!

我：咀嚼····在笔记本上画了些符号

C：you remember last time you were commenting on my friend？ The one who is obssessed with K-pop girl groups…

我：咀嚼····在笔记本上画了些符号

C：anyways…you said the act of following k-pop idols is the sole reason why young people these days are stupid and have no guts to face the sad reality that they will never be or be with one of those artifically modified plastic faced robots…you said these yes?

我：咀嚼····在笔记本上画了些符号

C：Yet you bought 30+ pairs of Jordans right?

我：喝饮料…在笔记本上画了些符号

C：don't you see the irony here?

我：wait…

C：ok·····

我：the answer is No, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, Probably, No it's more like 40+, and No.

C：huh?

我：需要我教你怎么考雅思听力吗？其实学同传的人都会，就是做笔记的技巧

C：….